Would you rather slurp a gallon of ketchup or a gallon of mustard?

ketchp and mustard YUMMM

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator full of three fat men with bad breath or three dogs soaked in mud?

three dogs

Would you rather snort half a shaker of pepper or a live bee?

pepper because it doesnt effect me

Would you rather, while starving on a desert island, eat a live moth with a body the size of a tomato worm and wing span four inches, or eat a dead hummingbird with the feathers?

moth

Would you rather immerse your naked body in a bathtub of cockroaches or dive nakes head first into a pool of tobacco spit?

can i pick neither?

Would you rather run your tongue down ten feet of a new york city street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?

stranger nostril

Would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?

hahah toenail by far

Would you rather have a firecracker blow up in your mouth, or drill a small hole in your own forehead?

firecracker in mouth

DO U HAVE BEIBER FEVER!!!!!!!

hell no